I Am Cow, Hear Me Moo!

Sometimes we all come in, sit down at our computers, and wish for something silly that will make us laugh and take a good deep breath.  So that's what this week's article in the Livestock Section is all about.  A little breather and a chuckle. https://youtu.be/JohcbfO0OjA If you'd like to sign along, here are the lyrics too! I am Cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's Made from liquid from my udders I am Cow, I am Cow, Hear me moo (moo) I am Cow, eating grass Methane gas comes out my ass And out my muzzle when I belch Oh, the ozone layer is thinner From the outcome of my dinner I am Cow, I am Cow, I've got gas I am Cow, here I stand Far and wide upon this land And I am living everywhere From B.C. to Newfoundland You can squeeze my teats by hand I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!