I Am Cow, Hear Me Moo!

Sometimes we all come in, sit down at our computers, and wish for something silly that will make us laugh and take a good deep breath.  So that's what this week's article in the Livestock Section is all about.  A little breather and a chuckle. https://youtu.be/JohcbfO0OjA If you'd like to sign along, here are the lyrics too! I am Cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's Made from liquid from my udders I am Cow, I am Cow, Hear me moo (moo) I am Cow, eating grass Methane gas comes out my ass And out my muzzle when I belch Oh, the ozone layer is thinner From the outcome of my dinner I am Cow, I am Cow, I've got gas I am Cow, here I stand Far and wide upon this land And I am living everywhere From B.C. to Newfoundland You can squeeze my teats by hand I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!

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3 thoughts on “I Am Cow, Hear Me Moo!

  1. This sounds like something from the good folks from the “heifer in the tank” from the University of Alberta. They do a lot of funny stuff about animal agriculture.

  2. This is great! It reminds me of another great song – “Cows Around” by Corb Lund – great lyrics!

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