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Hi-Tech Toaster

Voice Activated Toaster

Every time I see this I imagine what I would say to the toaster to get it to work. What would you say?

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Kathy Voth
Kathy Vothhttps://onpasture.com
I am the founder, editor and publisher of On Pasture, now retired. My career spanned 40 years of finding creative solutions to problems, and sharing ideas with people that encouraged them to work together and try new things. From figuring out how to teach livestock to eat weeds, to teaching range management to high schoolers, outdoor ed graduation camping trips with fifty 6th graders at a time, building firebreaks with a 130-goat herd, developing the signs and interpretation for the Storm King Fourteen Memorial trail, receiving the Conservation Service Award for my work building the 150-mile mountain bike trail from Grand Junction, Colorado to Moab, Utah...well, the list is long so I'll stop with, I've had a great time and I'm very grateful.

1 COMMENT

  1. Come on baby, light my fire!

    Just two days ago I admonished a young woman for sticking a table knife into a plugged-in toaster. She told me she never sticks it in very far. Besides, she has a Master’s degree in science. Er, no, that’s not right. It’s in agriculture.

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