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Proper Opossum Massage

OK, so that meme you’ve read that says opossums eat thousands of ticks a day? It’s not true. Turns out, that information came from a study of captive opossums, but when researchers checked with wild opossums, numerous studies found no evidence of tick eating. That means they are not our answer to lyme disease.

Still, they’re interesting creatures and if you ever have a pet opossum, you just might want to know about proper massage techniques. So, here you go! And don’t forget to sweep out the aura!!

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Kathy Voth
Kathy Voth
I am the founder, editor and publisher of On Pasture, now retired. My career spanned 40 years of finding creative solutions to problems, and sharing ideas with people that encouraged them to work together and try new things. From figuring out how to teach livestock to eat weeds, to teaching range management to high schoolers, outdoor ed graduation camping trips with fifty 6th graders at a time, building firebreaks with a 130-goat herd, developing the signs and interpretation for the Storm King Fourteen Memorial trail, receiving the Conservation Service Award for my work building the 150-mile mountain bike trail from Grand Junction, Colorado to Moab, Utah...well, the list is long so I'll stop with, I've had a great time and I'm very grateful.

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