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Lose Weight in the Shower!

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If you find yourself gaining weight, you may want to reconsider shampooing in the shower. Here’s why!

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Lose weight in the shower
Health Warning!

DO NOT wash your hair with shampoo!!I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label this warning; “FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.”

No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. Its label reads, “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”

Problem solved! If I don’t answer the phone, I’ll be in the shower!


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J.B. began sending us funnies for On Pasture shortly after we started publishing. We thought that you'd enjoy these offerings too. J.B. is a stalwart supporter of the marriage between humor and farming from years of breakfasts eaten while reading the funnies. Weaned on "Bloom County," "The Far Side," Calvin and Hobbes," Cul de Sac" and "Bizarro" with a variety of meats, eggs, dairy, wheat and oat products.

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